Flickr SetI had thought that the crowd antics of two weeks ago wouldn't be topped. Fucked up played a loud long messy set to which people propelled themselves at each other like a check list of hardcore punk dance moves. Did I Punch The Floor yet? Did I Start The Lawnmower? Did I Circle?
It wasn't so bad. When I saw them in January at the Market Hotel, my glasses were destroyed, so this time, I was much happier with the outcome.
The Black Lips, man, it wasn't even a contest. Who would think that a cluster of younger hipsters of both sexes could out mosh a nearly all male hardcore equivalent?
Eatsdirt and I spent most of the morning watching That Mitchell and Web Look while getting ready amusing her roommate and ourselves while we prepared. "Cheesoid hate self" and I could relate. The weather report promised hail and rain and torrential downpours to likes of which would probably ruin the mood and get the show canceled, but on the trip over, the rain wasn't in the sky, only the precursor in humidity so god awful you are willing to murder a polar bear or two with your bare (ha!) hands in hopes of getting access to air conditioning.
Packing for what amounts to a one day festival is kind of an art. You’re going to be on concrete in the sun for hours. You have a list of several needs both utilitarian and social. You need to make certain the sun block is handy and strong. You need to make certain that your clothes are strong enough to withstand sweat that may not be yours. You need to make sure you can carry everything you need to document the show. You need to dress comfortably and fashionably but not in a manner which will have you end up on Look At This Fucking Hipster. Last time, my bag over encumbered me a bit, so I tried to pare everything down to a set of cargo pants. I ended up leaving for the Waterfront with a book (never leave home without one), cell phone, point and shoot camera, wallet and keys and was perfectly prepared for the next few hours. So long as it didn’t rain. Fuck. In the film version of this story, the camera cuts to my sensible, compact Totes umbrella lying on my work desk, right where it had been left alone at work to fend for itself against the monsters who live under my desk.
Eatsdirt, as an esteemed member of The Press, does not get off so lucky carrying two DSLR cameras, three lenses, a Holga, an Anorak, wallet, keys, elephant gun, provisions for four days, water for six, diary, maps, flint and tinder, rope, lantern, oil, chocolate cake, a dozen eggs, turkey bacon, portable stove, television, ipod loaded with K-Tel compilations, snow shoes, periscope, the magna carta, telescope, toothbrush, toothpaste, shower kit, razor, and an umbrella. The umbrella was for my benefit. No, I couldn’t even manage to carry my own umbrella. Then I forced her to smuggle water.
The walk to the Waterfront is a short one from Eatsdirt lives and we got to experience The Coming Storm’s opening act in the form of Oppressive Heat and Humidity. I don’t understand how people wore wool all year round a hundred years ago in this area.
The opening band was
Grupo Fantasma, and we stroll in and I can hear the Latin beats from a block away and I was in heaven. I love Latin music. I can’t really differentiate between cubano, Salsa, and merengue, but people banging on timbales off the down beats always makes me smile and the use of a rich sounding horn section with trumpet, trombone and baritone sax running alternate on rhythm and melody duties is an instant good time.

I am familiar enough to recognize some of the standards, but not enough to sing along as some of the security did, and there was moment where the band turned to bugaloo as the 70s funk guitar and percussion turned to a wall of sound that built and built and built in intensity, tone and register and then just dropped you to the undistorted guitar and a single simple drum beat for four bars and the roar you hear at your back is no longer that of the speakers in front of you, but rather the crowd behind you.
The predominately Caucasian crowd either nodded along appreciatively or danced and the when they played the last sting on their last song, the crowd screamed its disapproval and shouts of “One more” and “Uno Mas” and various combinations of the two mixed in with first year Spanish pleading. The band happily complied and the nodders nodded, the dancers danced and I wished I had brought money for merch.
It’s always impressive when you see Health’s effects stations get set up. John Famiglietti’s pedal set up looks like a combination of Dan Deacon’s folding table and Doc Brown’s laboratory from Back to the Future and it takes two people to bring it in. John will spend more time with these than with the bass guitar for many of the songs for the set.
I’ve heard Health’s music described as “Progressive” (not certain if that was pejorative), “atonal noise” (that certainly is), “new wave”, “noise rock”, “art rock”, “punk” and all of those fit but what struck me yesterday was that it had a lot in common with Black Metal. Black Metal of the Liturgy style, and not like, say, Wolves in the Throne Room. Challenging god-awful noise designed to brutalize the listener while exploring heretofore barren maps of sketched in continents and seas. Here Be Dragons and all that.

And it when the Dragons are there pressing your clothes against your body from the bass and from the chaos catch a faint melodic overture running counter to all you would expect that the listener nearly experiences transcendence.
If you’re wired for it, you’re wired for it. It clicks automatically and you like it. If you aren’t then it’s an utter waste of your time and thankfully the internet exists so that you can anonymously slag off to everyone you know about the shittiest band you’ve ever seen and why can’t they just have more music like X, Y, or Z?
It’s impossible to not take good pictures of Health. They are in constant motion using their whole bodies in worship of their sounds. Hair, Limbs, instruments flail, whip, and twist, independent entities team up and move in unison for a few frames then shatter apart. The musicians drive the sound and in turn are driven by the sound in a closed loop. Ouruboros.
The shots you see on Flickr or Brooklyn Vegan or Superglued reflect that, and it’s an amazing thing to behold.
Again, if you’re wired for it, YMMV, past performance is no indicator of future performance, etc.
I don’t know if I’m the right person to try to sell you on the Black Lips. They’re fun, and musically sound, but I wasn’t surging forward climbing over photographers trying to get up on the stage. I have never thought I’d see so many white teenagers mosh to a song about Hurricane Katrina. When I saw two people lose their glasses, I got out of the way of the gelatinous press of sweaty young flesh not wishing to be the third.

The music was garage rock of the type that was popular in the 60s but informed by music since then, so there is a definite pop sensibility in structure and scope, but there is nothing really challenging about it. It’s fun, danceable, music which is up beat fast and coupled with a stage presence that encouraged that sort of mad energy in youth. Someone threw a small guitar and the singer grabbed, smashed it to bits on the stage and threw the pieces back into the audience. Someone lobbed a dodge ball and it nearly hit Joe Bradley, who kept drumming but with a smile that reads as a cross between “oh, you guys!” and “try harder.”
The pictures tell the story of the crowd better than I could. I left to get water and read for a bit.
The weather held out until the end of the set. The pressure changed abruptly before The Black Lips went on, so we were blessed with a nice steady breeze making the day a bit more bearable.
The rain did not hold out and against an impressive display of lightning, the concert was closed down. Once I heard that someone playing cricket in Brooklyn was hit by lightning and his clothes exploded off his body like a victim of The Overfiend, I felt that the law was most likely correct in this case.
After this, Eatsdirt and I had crab burgers. And they were delicious.